Thursday, May 21, 2009

why women have more tears

First, let me make some assumptions and analysis. About women's habit~~~
Many women tend to think pessimistically about their body weight, one said :"girls always think that they are fat, no?" Though this statement is not applicable for Jaevon *no offence ^^*, I can see that many girls are on diet almost everyday... 2 out of the only 4 in my class, so it is about 50%. And the remaining two are ~.~ Okay now, let's assume that the girls are strong-willed in maintaining their diet plan. Hence, they need for sure nutrients and nourishments in some other form (rice = energy in terms of high calorie), say water.

Next, it is believed that males move more than females. Both voluntary and involuntary movements. For example, guys normally wink more and whistle more. Besides, we know that there are more sportmen than sportwomen, which tell us that, physically, girls are less active. As for involuntary action, we can measure in terms of heartbeat (more heartbeat means more heat). Guys' heartbeat will be faster when seeing ladies, compared to ladies' when seeing guys. This is what the stereotype looks like, as we always say "guys go for girls" and not "girls go for guys". And now, we say that the statement "males move more than female" is also true, and with this we can try to solve the ambiguity F3. Given that combustion produces heat and H2O, and human body remove water as well as heat in the form of "sweat", apart from urine. Therefore, we can deduce (also based on observational results) that girls SWEAT less ^^. The inference here is, girls got more water content in their body at all time.

Then we bring in Newton's 3rd Law of Motion : Action and Reaction. When you drink water, you need to find some ways to let the water out. So, the more you drink, the more you have to repel. The water repelling system in our body has, under normal circumstances, relatively high efficiency, which means the rate of water entering our body equals to the rate of water leaving. This is true for most people, except for some. As stated above, some women have more water content in their body at all time compared to men.. Hence, an unseen force is there. The more water content one has in the body, the greater this force will be. Somehow, this force is similar to the centripetal force we have newly learned, as it presents only when being supplied by other force. Here, the so called "water" force are applied only when there exists stimulus (other force). Or put it simple, women cry when being triggered by some things. Object (she) being tied with a string (connection?) to about a reference point (origin of stress/worries, namely causes), the greater the tension (tension), the greater the force (tears), and hence, the greater the acceleration (rate of water flow?). LOL.

Lastly, as a conclusion, I want to apologize to these women. I know that there are some other so-called biological factors when one cries, about which I don't understand, and yet crapped a whole paragraph. And, more importantly, to the 4 lovely classmates of mine ~.~ you know what I mean. Haha.

2 comments:

Song said...

I agree!! They're made from water... ...

WeiXin said...

haha ^^